Hey You? We’re the Oregon Trail Generation and NOTHING else!

I’m ranting. Today I ran across an article from 2018 by a prominent newspaper. We’ll call them “ooh ess ehhhe schmooday.” It was about someone called an Xennial, 1978 to 1983 I believe. I was born in 1980.

What the fuck? What an awful word. Whoever came up with such a stupid shit word needs to be drug out into the street and shot!

(Not literally, figure of speech.)

Seriously? That’s what they’re calling us? The Xennials? The generation caught between X and Millennial? We built the FUCKING INTERNET, ALL the tech you use today, and you’re calling us a FUCKED UP name like that?!?!

Nope! Oh no no no no no. Sorry. We identify as The Oregon Trail Generation and nothing else!

We set out on an uncharted journey, paving the way for the rest of y’all...

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Convert SSL crt to pem

Linux Text

openssl rsa -in ssl.key -out ssl.pem -outform PEM
openssl x509 -in ssl.crt -out ssl.pem -outform PEM

Windows Binary

openssl x509 -inform DER -outform PEM -in ssl.crt -out ssl.pem -text

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Hidden Google Drive Menu

If you thought they removed the feature to add shared folders to your own drive, you can be relieved to know that it still exists!!!

In your browser, open up: drive.google.com

Navigate to the “Shared With Me” area (left column).

Select an item or folder (single click to highlight it).

Next use SHIFT-Z to activate a hidden menu that will allow you to add the item or folder to your own Google Drive.



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Add UniFi Security Gateway (USG) to Existing Network with Another Router

  • In Unifi Controller = Networks set an IP range DIFFERENT from your current one
  • On your “old” router/firewall hard code a DNS resolve for “unifi” to your Controller IP
    I added: unifi.domain.website.com (our windows domain and corresponding DNS is running on a sub-domain).
    You can verify this works on your domain by opening a CMD and type “ping unifi” … it should resolve now.
  • Connect the USG WAN port to your LAN – Controller should get a LAN IP via DHCP.
  • In the Controller adopt the USG
  • In the Controller configure WAN port to your real WAN data (static IP, whatever etc.).
    Note: The Controller will show the USG forever as “Provisioning”. Wait a few minutes, then…
  • Replace your old firewall/router with the USG (WAN to WAN Port, LAN to LAN port)…
  • In Unifi Controller = Networks set the LAN IP range back t...
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Resizing KVM qcow2 images

Expanding images

  1. Shut down the virtual machine
  2. Resize the image with
    qemu-img resize image.qcow2 +SIZE
    Where SIZE is the size (e.g. 10G for 10 gigabytes).
  3. Boot into gparted live and resize the partition.

Shrinking images

  1. Boot into gparted live and resize the partition smaller.
  2. If you managed to resize the partition from within the virtual machine (and thus didn’t shut it down already for resizing), shut it down now.
  3. KVM/QEMU images are stored in /var/lib/libvirt/images by default. I store them under /storage/images for my purposes. This process is done by root-only, so su is acceptable in this case. Create a new smaller qcow2 file to store the copied data
    qemu-img create -f qcow2 -o preallocation=metadata newimage.qcow2 NEW_SIZE
    where NEW_SIZE is the size (10G for the exampl...
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Reset a Granstream GXP21xx phone without the menu

Pull the power cord and re-plug it.
When the phone says “booting” hold the 1 and the 9 keys and keep holding until the phone says Factory Reset and asks for the admin password.
To enter the password, you will need to press a key multiple times to get the character you want, such as “ABC1abc” you would press 1 several times to get to get to the small ‘b’.

Password: Grandstr3am

Press the large DOT key in the middle of the arrow keys.
Phone should reboot and re-program itself.

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Auto Deploy Registry Key Through Group Policy

Not written yet.

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Allow Access to Network Drives from Software Running as Admin

  1. Open Registry Editor.
  2. HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System
  3. New DWORD value called EnableLinkedConnections, set to 1.
  4. Restart.
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Office 365 Activation TPM error 80090034

This was a royal pain to solve!

  1. Is your BIOS up to date? Like really really up to date? I had to use the latest BETA version, not the latest STABLE version.
    • Remember to DECRYPT BEFORE bios updates or have your recovery key handy.
  2. tpm.msc
    • Does the system see the TPM? Yes/No, solve this.
  3. Can you encrypt with bitlocker? Yes/No, solve this next. Mine worked.
  4. sfc /scannow (does this finish or pass? Mine hung at 56%)
  5. chkdsk /r /f c: (does this finish? Mine did.)
  6. sfc /scannow (after chkdsk, does this now finish? Now it passed.)
  7. Is Windows completely up to date? Check over and over until ALL windows updates are installed. All optional updates too!
  8. Have you removed ALL office accounts from Windows?
    • Settings > Add, edit, delete users > Email & Accounts
    • Launch WORD > (Upper right corner, your username and a...
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Domain Password Policy Location GPO

Computer Configuration > Policies > Windows Settings > Security Settings > Account Policies > Password Policy

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